Awkward Boners

You know when you wake up in the morning feeling frisky and turn over to your man to initiate a love fest and notice that he’s already got some morning wood ready for you? That’s a surprise blessing boner. In contrast, when you’re in class and you lean over to get a peak at your crush and notice that he’s got a tent pitched in his shorts while your old man professor pontificates on the merits of Milton, that’s an awkward boner. Don’t get me wrong, Milton rules, but worthy of a classroom boner? I think not.

Did you know there’s a whole blog dedicated to awkward boners? I didn’t but I’m sure as hell glad I do now. They even have a feature where you can vote on if the boner is understandable or awkward!

In celebration of the season of swimming and sun, I bring you some photos of awkward summer boners from the awkward boners blog.

Beach boners are hard (ha ha!) because there are so many scantily clad ladies around. I can almost understand this wood.

Falling asleep after viewing so many bikinis has gotta lead to sweet dreams. As evidenced here.

This kid probably got a boner from seeing his own hot body in the pool mirror. That or he just kicked someone’s ass in the 100 breast stoke.

(For T-bag)

0 thoughts on “Awkward Boners

  • June 23, 2010 at 8:04 pm
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    nicely done. I appreciate the shout out. I also feel beach boners are understandable. Heck, I feel lucky that my own arousal is not on display at the beach…sucks dick to be a guy.

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  • June 23, 2010 at 10:45 pm
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    I always wondered about guys going through puberty. Do they really get boners in public all the time? Why didn't I notice? But now I realize that most guys get awkward boners, even after puberty.

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  • May 26, 2011 at 4:09 pm
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    that kid is so hot, i would love to suck that huge cock, and eat out his ass. I would love to take his load.

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  • August 22, 2013 at 10:20 pm
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    u r 1 gross mother fucker

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