C-String it

hey ladies, i bet you thought this post was going to be about music right?

WRONG

May I present to you, the newest in insanely unnecessary products:
The CString

according to the “company” (if you want to call it that):
The CString is a completely new and exciting (!!! – my empasis here) innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom.

The CString can be worn under all your favorite clothes:
• Dresses • Skirts • Jeans

The CString can also be worn alone:
• Swimwear • Lingerie

it looks like you are wearing a menstrual pad

That’s right fuckers, freedom is sexy. It’s also new.
i dont know how they can equate wearing a piece of wire up your butt as “freedom” when you could just not wear underwear if you are so concerned about panty lines (so emotionally and physically debilitating btw)

Not wearing underwear to avoid those DISGUSTING panty lines could save you $25.00+ that you can now spend on blow instead of a C-string.

They propose wearing it to the beach! I can’t wait to wear it to the beach where it will just fall out from between my legs like i just pooped an exciting new innovation in lingerie.
And then i will scream about panty lines (so fucking disgusting!!!!) while i cover my junk and try to re-insert this crazy thing up my butt.

However, as idiotic as this looks on women, i really can’t wait until they come out with the D-String for men:

0 thoughts on “C-String it

  • August 17, 2010 at 9:22 pm
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    Friend has 'em. Says they stay on well. Shop around, find 'em for couple bucks. 25 is too much.

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