Doris Miller’s PoolBoy Bathroom Makeover

A favorite from our first print issue: Doris Miller’s PoolBoy DIY Bathroom Makeove!

Your bathroom is a very sacred place. It’s a place where you can relax in the shower or bath, where you get most of your reading done, where you store your curling irons. Shouldn’t it be a place that you love?

This simple do-it-yourself makeover project will render your once humble throne room to something that friends and family will be discussing for years to come. At your parties, there will always be a line to use the bathroom, and not just because everyone needs to pee.

before pictures

What you need:
1) Scissors
2) tape (nothing that will destroy a wall)
3) a toilet
4) dirty magazines/images of hot naked men/images of sexy men
5) images of not hot naked men (more funny than sexy)

Step One:
Take your dirty magazines and cut out your favorite pictures or print up images of hot naked men from the internet. I bought some Playgirls and cut out the pictures that made me laugh. You want to have two groups of images here: 1) hot dudes you would bang 2) fugly naked dudes you laugh at.

Step Two:
Take your pictures of hot sexy men and tape them to the wall directly ACROSS from the toilet or somewhere where you can view them while you are sitting on the toilet doing your biznasty. Arrange the images in a way that is pleasing to your eye.

Step Three:
Take your pictures of funny looking naked men and tape them to the wall directly BEHIND the toilet. Arrange them in a way that is pleasing to your eye.

Done!

Now when using your bathroom, your male guests will get an eyeful of hilarious pictures of naked men and their boners, and your female guests will get a lovely wall full of images of hot men to look at!

 

I still get screams of delight and disgust when guests enter my bathroom! So do up yours right!

Posted by PoolBoy Cuntributor and Perfect Lady Housewife Doris Miller

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