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And your boobs will follow……

En Vogue has never sung truer words.

A “scientist” at a French “university” has announced that after a decade + of studying French breasts, bras are unnecessary.

Whelp ladies, you know what to do:

LIGHT IT UP! BURN IT DOWN! RIOT! DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY! FREE YOUR BOOBIES FROM OPPRESSION!

ok now that that is out of my system, let’s get back to the facts.

The French findings were based on analysis of over 300 women, ages 18  to 35 and were concluded after a 15 year study.   The findings indicate that bras may actually be adversely affecting your beautiful tittehs.

Sacrebleu!

Jean-Denis Rouillon, a french guy who really loves boobies, conducted the study and evaluated how the support given by bras affected the body over time.  Rouillon and researchers said French breasts, being deprived of gravity after wearing a bra, did not grow the supporting tissues that keep boobies extra bouncy, rather they shrink (the tissues – and not the ones you stuff in your bras…..ahem, but the ones your breasts naturally grow) and the breasts “degrade” over time. Well fuck me with a rusty bra.  We’ve been doing it wrong!

Researchers also said that tig ole’ bitties would gain more of the support tissues and a better tone by themselves if bras were avoided.

According to the French Tribune, Rouillon had one warning regarding this happy news: His research doesn’t mean that women should stop wearing bras immediately. “It would be dangerous to advise all women to stop wearing their soutien-gorge as the women involved were not a representative sample of the population”

I don’t know what that means but I am letting my flags fly!

 

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