I don’t give a damn about all the Twilight buzz fluttering around, and hearing about a sparkly Edward Cullen inspired dildo made by Tantus Direct really doesn’t surprise me.
The part I do like: Check out the reviews.
OMG I love the vamp I glued a bunch of hair from my moms wigs onto it and pretended it’s Jacob :] GO VAMP!
This dildo is AMAAAZING. I have 7 of them so I have enough to imagine Edward Cullen ramming every orifice in my body with his sparkling peen. I also like to attach them to my grandma while she’s sleeping and pretend she’s a giant vampire cockmonster. so hot
Dildo? Holy shit! I thought this was a child’s toy! O__o; Well, looks like my nephew is going to get a strange surprise mailed to him for his birthday this week.
OMG MAGGIE I LOVE PRETENDING THAT EDWARD IS DONKEY PUNCHING ME TOO!
HAHAHAHA, I fucking love people.