Ginger Love

Why’s everybody hatin on gingers? I know the UK has a general problem with ginger discrimination, which is mind blowing, but lately it seems like fire crotches are getting flack in the US as well (see MIA’s new video, which is crazy NSFW, really disturbing, and was banned from YouTube. Also, I get that it’s commentary on racism/discrimination but I hate to see me some fine redheads get blown up). This mistrust of gingers has a long history. Apparently, in the Middle Ages red hair and green eyes were seen as signs of a witch, werewolf, or vampire. Just try to imagine Edward Cullen as a ginger.

Anyway, to counter all the ginger hate, I present Ginger Love, a collection of fine ginger dudes for all those ladies that love them some red in bed (you know who you are…Gretchen).

Rupert Grint, best known as Ron Weasley, looking like a sweet ginger rockabilly dude. I would ride that wave all the way home.

Robert Redford, classic ginger.

Random ginger sporting an impressive ginger beard. Bravo.

Josh Homme, rock star ginger.

Prince Harry, royal ginger.

Peabo Powell, ginger model. Hello!

Paul Bettany! He brings a smile to the lips of all ginger lovin ladies.

Eric Stoltz, old school ginger. I had the biggest boner for him when I was younger.

Conan O’brien, funny ginger. Srsly, look at those flowing locks!

Christian Suss, Olympian ginger (even if he was playing ping pong…for Da Germans…).

Hipster ginger.

Simon Woods, yowza! Played Mr. Bingley in the Keira Knightly version of Pride and Prejudice. Didn’t see it but maybe I should if the dudes look like Simon here…

Who are your fave gingers to drool over?

0 thoughts on “Ginger Love

  • May 4, 2010 at 7:05 am

    In Ancient Roman theater, all slaves were depicted as Gingers! People are just jealous cause they can't handle the fire.

  • May 8, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    you forgot brian scalabrine and matt bonner.. bball ginges

  • May 10, 2010 at 12:15 am

    matt bonner is kinda cute but misses the cut because he plays for the spurs.

    scal is a ginger and an almighty celtic, but not cute and not very good. once he starts actually doing something for his huge paycheck, maybe he can have a little ginger love.

  • June 24, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Peabo is my son and was actually in the MIA Video. He is in a plaid jacket sitting right in front of the main "ginger" on the bus. Peabo gets blown up and what people don't know is that he actually got BLOWN UP and had to go to hospital with concussion and cuts!
    Check him out!

  • June 25, 2010 at 6:51 am

    Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that he got injured in the making of the video. Thank you for producing such an attractive son!

  • October 15, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    Robert Redford is blonde,not ginger !


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