Hot Dude Pubes

Finally. It’s about fucking time Gawker posted about man pubes.  Gawker’s Maureen O’Connor contends “that pubic hair is the most expressive part of a male celebrity’s body.”

Didn’t you know that you can read into a man’s soul through the treases of his pubes? Are they soft and lush? Thin and wiry? Tight and curly like a doll’s hair? That’s….gross…..and yet strangly alluring.

O’Connor provides some spot on examples.  A few of the best are below, with my additional comments in parenthesis:

Image via Male Celebs Blog

Rob Pattinson’s dark forest: “I am uncomfortable with my body, but gaze at it if you must.”

 

 

Image via CosmopolitanUK

Sen. Scott Brown’s vintage bush: “LOL. Betcha didn’t see this coming.”

 

 

Image via CosmopolitanUK

Adam Levine’s uber-coiffed lady-hand pubes: “I am a douche.”

 

Ian Somerhalder’s droopy puppies: “Please. Help. I am a grown man with a fan base made entirely of 14-year-old girls.”

(Vampire Diaries!)
Too bad the comments are mostly jerks arguing about lady bush.
Long live man pubes!

 

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