Maybe flames for a hot pussy?


Apparently “Vajazzling” your lady bits is the new fad for folks with too much time on their hands.

Apparently, they wax the shit outta you and then Swarovski crystals (or your own jewels) are placed in an artful design of your choice. The jewels stay on for about 5 days. I assume they begin to flake off after that, and am trying to think of a good way to explain to your boy toy why you have 4 or 5 random jewels just hanging out on your junk. “I’m a jewel thief, and the cops never check there!” just doesn’t seem hot enough.

With businesses “going green”, do you think they’ll ever offer the option of planting grass seeds instead?

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