New Year’s Resolutions

Everyone’s writing about their New Year’s Resolutions.

Graphic designer Monina Velarde has created a New Year’s Resolution Generator which is cool because it let’s you click through a ton of resolutions and then promptly forget about them, much like in real life, but with the speed of the internet. Fuck writing that shit down.

For me, more than any resolution, New Year’s Eve is like a Get Out of Jail Monopoly card.  It’s a free pass to start over, no excuses.  It’s a time marker, that’s for sure, but a positive one.  If you’re planning on losing weight this year (ladies of leisure don’t need to unless it’s medically advised), NYE is like a kick in the butt.  If you want to quit smoking (which you should, that shit is o’nast), you’ll probably end up getting drunk tonight and smoking a shitload of cigarettes AND THEN QUITTING on the 1st.


One NYE, not so long ago, my resolution was to not get black-out drunk anymore (i was involved with some bad dick at the time and drinking the pain away, it happens).  Well i don’t remember much of that new year’s eve other than waking up the next day in my bathroom in only my coat and a puddle of vomit, but I haven’t blacked out since.  Goddamn I’m better than that and all it took was a new year’s eve to get me out of my slump.  Use and abuse it ladies, NYE is a time for redemption/rebirth/start overs.

Hamilton Wright Mabie sums it up best in this quote:
“New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no woman has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights”

So whether you’re sitting on your couch or going out to get your party on tonight, have a safe and happy new year’s eve and keep up the keeping up!

And never let the Horse of Judgement judge you from the 3rd floor:

P.S. PoolBoy Magazine’s 2010 Resolutions are to put out our first issue (almost done!) and continue to be badass.

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