My friend Mothrock recently sent me Seth Stevenson’s funny review of Burning Man’s anti-shirtcocking mentality at Slate.com and I had to laugh.
Burning Man of all places has a dress code? Isn’t it supposed to be like this great mini desert utopia filled with thousands of people on E wearing tutus? But then I thought about it. And yeah. I dont want my utopia filled with this:
doesn’t this look like the Dos Equis guy?
now this one just doesn’t make any sense….
This was the hottest shirtcocking pic I could find on the internet and you know its just a drunk dude taking selfies in the bathroom:
sorry fellas but it is true: Shirtcocking = hot dude kryptonite
That is unless you’re Andy Samberg….
in which case, all bets are off