So I’ve just started watching that tv show Heroes (i know, what year is it?! 2004?!) and last night, as i leisurely lounged in front of the tv, my sister asked me which super power I would want out of all the super powers on the show. This question got me thinking about super hot super hereos and which ones were bangable and which ones I would rather not see in tights. I tend to always move important philosophical discussions towards the topic of sex, it’s my super power.
Here’s my list of Movie/TV Versions of Super Heroes That I would Totally Bang:
Definitely Michael Keaton (back in the day yo), definitely Christian Bale, probably George Clooney (a classic move) and maybe if I’ve had a few glasses of wine, Val Kilmer.
But most definitely Bruce Wayne.
Australians and sideburns have never been this sexy together.
RIP to the motherfucking classic.
Yes Robert Downey, Jr. I will totally bang you.
Would I bang back-in-the-day David Hasselhoff?
Sie wetteten doucheland!
The Human Torch
I don’t know your name, generic good looking actor, but I’d hit it.
you bet your fucking ass
And here’s a list of Movie/TV Versions of Super Heroes I Would Totally Give A Fake Number To:
Two words: Tobey Maguire
or one word: spiders
or this word: gross
I bet the sex is just awful.
You mean Captain Nice Cameltoe
Who are your super bangable super heroes?