Super Bangable

So I’ve just started watching that tv show Heroes (i know, what year is it?! 2004?!) and last night, as i leisurely lounged in front of the tv, my sister asked me which super power I would want out of all the super powers on the show.  This question got me thinking about super hot super hereos and which ones were bangable and which ones I would rather not see in tights.  I tend to always move important philosophical discussions towards the topic of sex, it’s my super power.

Here’s my list of Movie/TV Versions of Super Heroes That I would Totally Bang:

Batman

Definitely Michael Keaton (back in the day yo), definitely Christian Bale, probably George Clooney (a classic move) and maybe if I’ve had a few glasses of wine, Val Kilmer.
But most definitely Bruce Wayne.

Wolverine
Australians and sideburns have never been this sexy together.

Superman
RIP to the motherfucking classic.
Iron Man
Yes Robert Downey, Jr.  I will totally bang you.

Knight Rider
Would I bang back-in-the-day David Hasselhoff?
Sie wetteten doucheland!
 
The Human Torch
HOT.
I don’t know your name, generic good looking actor, but I’d hit it.

Manimal
you bet your fucking ass


And here’s a list of Movie/TV Versions of Super Heroes I Would Totally Give A Fake Number To:
Spiderman
 
Two words: Tobey Maguire
or one word: spiders
or this word: gross

Bibleman
I bet the sex is just awful.

Captain Nice
You mean Captain Nice Cameltoe
Who are your super bangable super heroes?

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