Place your bets! Bachelor in Paradise is back!!!!

Summer is a great time.  While Earth’s northern hemisphere is tilted a lil more towards the sun, we’ve got swimming, rooftop parties, hot topless guys and hey hey: eating 5 hot dogs in a sitting is socially acceptable again for a short period of time!  Also Summer is a great time for trashy television.  Probably the only reason to be still watching the summer spectacular that is The Bachelor or Bachelorette is to catch all those hot wannabe-famous contestants trying their best to vie for the coveted position of being the bachelor/bachelorette’s CHOSEN ONE; only to be dumped in some humorously yet sadistic producer-derived method that ensures they make it to the next level of CBS’s romance prison, which we all know is mother-fuckin’ BACHELOR IN PARADISE.

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