Weird Sex Toys I Need To Buy

Want to get fucked by the demagorgon from Stranger Things? (Y THO?)
I thought it was a joke meme from the interwebz (RIP 2018) but it’s REAL. It’s a real mother-fucking store that sell  freaky deaky fleshlights and dildos and shit!!!!

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Doris Miller’s PoolBoy Bathroom Makeover

This simple do-it-yourself makeover project will render your once humble throne room to something that friends and family will be discussing for years to come. At your parties, there will always be a line to use the bathroom, and not just because everyone needs to pee.

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