There’s pretty much a blog for everything right now. Texts from last night is exactly what it sounds like. Here are some of my favs:
(610): Where did you get a picture of my penis
(859): Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
562): Hey, go out with us like you promised. You’re younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
(204): Now it won’t go down.
(512): You’ve got a gift.
I just submitted this gem I found in my phone: “I will never go down on a gay man again.”
Funny but that didn’t turn out to be true. That friend is still going down on gay men. What can you do? Sometimes GMILF’s are hard to get away from.