That’s A DealBreaker Ladies

Love this blog called Dealbreaker by funnies Marisa and Dave.  They have long list of reasons why they won’t date you, including:

– You’re Lady GaGa
– You don’t like watching Degrassi
– You have swine flu
– You’re an American Apparel Model
– You’re Jeff Goldblum (“God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs”)
– You have the same name as my dad
– You hate unicorns
– You won’t kiss me after oral
– You don’t “get” Radiohead
– You’re not Mark Ruffalo

and many, many more (You’re too hot, You say “vagine”)

Some of my dealbreakers:
– you are homeless
– you are grossed out by body hair on women
– you are a republican
– you hit on me using Myspace
– you don’t like to swim
– you are Mormon
– you lied about graduating from high school
– you constantly talk about how awesome California is
– you are Glen Beck/Bill O’Reily/Fox News/Ann Coulter/Newt Gingrich/an asshole

what are some of your dealbreakers?

0 thoughts on “That’s A DealBreaker Ladies

  • December 9, 2009 at 8:36 pm
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    Time out! What's wrong with being homeless? I'm homeless!

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